31 July 2007

Forecast for Tuesday, 60% chance of roid rage, with evening Achilles tears

I'm going to the Dodgers/Giants game at Chavez ravine (thanks Sam!)...

and I'm going to BOO that big-headed Bonds...I don't care if his head has its own weather system...

I don't care if his head has grown so big, it gets a kids menu at Denny's.

I just want to see him 3-hop throws from the outfield in the first inning, and then get shanked by some esse from Hillside when he pirouettes after hitting home run number 755 or 756.

Long Live Hammerin Hank!

Long Live the Babe!

Yes, I am going to boo!

I might not be allowed to carry some asterisk sign into Dodger Stadium, but I can tattoo a big fat BLUE one on my FACE...and go streaking through the outfield, in hopes that Barry will roid-rage, chase me down, and blow his Achilles before he ever gets a chance to hit 755 or 756.

C'mon Barry! bring your giant freaking head, its weather system, its three zip codes and its 10,000 ft runway and municipal airport....and come and get me you horse-roid FREAK!

I'll be the crazy guy, with the BLUE ASTERISK on my FACE!