22 August 2008

NFL Preview & Predictions!

Today we're going to be looking at the NFL, with team-by-team predictions, and fast-fowarding to Superbowl match-up and winner.

I'll be back next week for a detailed preview of my favorite team: The Denver Broncos

AFC EAST

Buffalo Bills

8-8; Show me something before I believe.

Miami Dolphins

6-10; A much improved club under Big Bill's leadership and solid QB play from Pennington

New England Patriots

13-3; I don't see New England coming 'back to the field' too much, although the age on defense can't escape AFC offenses this year. Even under the mad-genius' schemes. Great record is due impart to an unbelievably weak schedule.

New York Jets

8-8; I don't see much improvement with Brett Favre changing uniforms. It's an 8-8 league, and this team will be a decent 8-8. Winning a couple on Favre's arm, and losing a couple on him slinging it around carelessly like in the NFC Championship game...

NFC EAST

Dallas Cowboys

11-5; A very solid 11-5, however I can see this team reading a bit too many of its' summer press-clippings in a very tough NFC East

New York Giants

7-9; This team is more ripe for a Superbowl hangover than any past champion I can remember. They've lost key personnel and I just don't see them getting it done in their own division, let alone the conference.

Philadelphia Eagles

11-5; Wildcard team, with excellent all around season. They will rebound. Great organization.

Washington Redskins

8-8; A decent team, with good pieces will also have really solid coaching. QB play is everything in this league, and I just don't see Jason Campbell getting it done.

AFC NORTH

Baltimore Ravens

4-12; I just don't see anything to write home about here. In fact, I would close the team offices and give everything back to the City of Cleveland.

Cincinnati Bengals

8-8; Same story, different year. Marv Lewis leaves at the end of the year. Bungals are back.

Cleveland Browns

8-8; Not buying all of the hype. Tough schedule, but benefit of having to travel the least number of miles in the NFL. I just don't think Anderson is the long term answer at QB. In this division, limiting turnovers and being able to run the ball is everything.

Pittsburgh Steelers

12-4; Which brings us to the team that will do that best. Look for a great year in Pittsburgh from QB, both tailbacks, and the defense.

NFC NORTH

Chicago Bears

3-13; Fresno St. will have better QB play this year. Disaster in waiting. I would burn my equipment, throw it in Lake Michigan and quit.

Detroit Lions

6-10; They're the Lions. What more needs to be said. The teams' logo should be "6&10". Gross.

Green Bay Packers

10-6; I feel Aaron Rogers gets it done in caretaker form at QB, and the depth of the roster comes through time & again this year.

Minnesota Vikings

11-5; Adrian Peterson scares me. Tavaris Jackson does not. Running the ball and stopping the run still works. This team will be very good.

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans

10-6; In the best division in football, a very well coached, great pass-rush and very solid run game with a caretaker at QB, this team would runaway with any NFC division besides the East. Thing is, they're in the AFC and the South. Brutal schedule. With 19 former Broncos in the organization, "Denver South" will miss the playoffs. Barely.

Indianapolis Colts

11-5; Slow start will be overcome by Peyton being Peyton once he's fully healthy.

Jacksonville Jaguars

11-5; Solid, solid football team. I don't think Garrard has ever thrown an interception. Even if he does this year, they're still winning 11 games.

Tennessee Titans

4-12; Vince Young will be out of a job by week 9. Total sham.

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons

3-10; They would be 3-13, but they will probably quit like their coward coach Bobby Petrino did last year. Poor Matt Ryan.

Carolina Panthers

8-8; Average team that never plays average football. They play really good, and surprisingly bad.

New Orleans Saints

11-5; Good football team. Defense will be much improved with Ced Ellis. QB play will be amazing, and maybe, just maybe, Reggie Bush will average more than 3.8 yards per carry

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

9-7; Love Garcia, but last year was more of an aberration for this team.

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos

11-5; Run defense will return to its' top-5 form that is has held for all of this century until last year's Jim Bates debacle. Look for a franchise year from Jay Cutler. (at least 30 TD's and 4,000 yards). No, Selvin Young will not have 2,000 yards, but the Broncos RB's will have more than 2,300 yards--which means they are a playoff team.

Kansas City Chiefs

8-8; Well coached. Good talent. It's an 8-8 league. Young team will play 8-8 ball.

Oakland Raiders

5-11; They're the Raiders. Napolean Kaufman...err, Darren McFadden will win them five games, Jamarcus the fat, will lose them 5 games. The other 6 will be lost by penalty and turnovers.

San Diego Chargers

13-3; The best team in the AFC. As much as it pains me to say it. Man, I wish Marty was still there to jack something up in the post-season. Maybe LT will pout or the jackass Phillip Rivers will start a bar fight in week 12.

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals

10-6; Seriously, I do believe this will be the year that the good drafts and personnel finally come together under Whisenhunt. This team has the talent on both sides of the ball to get it done, and Leinart, though not my vote for most mature QB, will mature enough on the field to lead this team to the division title.


Cardinals update!


Well, that’s the NFL!

One week after Leinart seemed to have the QB position locked-up in Arizona, he goes out and vomits a 2.8 QB rtg,and loses his job.

Oh well, I’ve always liked Warner and feel he can lead them to the same record—he just doesn’t have the salary-cap, draft position, age and frailty working in his favor.

(Really says something about how bad Leinart had to play to lose that job)


St. Louis Rams

9-7; Never sure what to make of this team. Now that Stephen Jackson got paid, will he rush for 2,000 yards, or pull a hamstring in week 4.

San Francisco 49ers

6-10; Whoa, again, Fresno St will have better QB play this year.

Seattle Seahawks

8-8; I respect Holmgren, but this team missed its window. The Dallas Mavericks of the NFL, people still think they're better than they are, and they royally blew their one championship opportunity

The only thing that matters in this years' playoffs is that the Broncos will be back. They will lose their second game to San Diego and I will cry for 6 months.

So, I wont bore myself (or you the loyal reader) with week-by-week predictions or playoffs scenarios; I'll fast-forward to the end:

Chargers over Cowboys in Superbowl XLIII.

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Coach Bart · 867 weeks ago

Interesting predictions. I am suprised at your Giants, Eagles, and Cardinals predictions, as well as the Texans rise to the top. Chargers over Cowboys is a good pick but I believe it will be the Patriots vs Vikings. Plus I think the Redskins will make the playoffs. My best teams: Colts, Patriots, Vikings, Cowboys...worst: Falcons.
Ahem....
Great blog. You know how *I* feel about it.
LT pouts? Say it isn't so.
Phillip Rivers is an arse? Noooooo!
:)

Wearing blue and gold for the Sept. 14th game vs. the Broncos.
It's probably going to be one hell of a first winter for me in CO-- SD Chargers fan, Texas license plate, living in CO! HA!
1 reply · active 867 weeks ago
Whoa! This just in: Merrimam might be out for the season! AND Antonio Gates is injured? In which case...I'm telling you now; the AFC West is up for grabs.

You heard it here first!
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Bruce Bechhold · 867 weeks ago

Jared - Call 1-800-GET-HELP.... Cleveland? Hype? This is the real deal my friend. Brady Quinn is ready 2 go.....you have it all wrong....Cleveland all the way this year.
1 reply · active 867 weeks ago
1-800-MISTAKE by the lake. Circa, 2008. Reading your comment as I watch the Browns "dress rehearsal" game against that NFC powerhouse the Lions...where the Browns have scored an astounding 6 point. But don't fear, I'm sure that 4 yard per attempt in the PASSING game will keep AFC defenses pleading for mercy ;)

I just don't see it. 8-8 is generous to be honest...although I hope to see BQ by week 8 or 9. :)

Enjoy!
See my brother's take on BQ below....so funny! :)
afc east
1-new england 12-4 key losses (denver, bufflao away, indy)
2- buffalo 9-7
3- ny jets 9-7
4- dolphins 6-10

afc south

1- indy 11-5
2- houston 11-5 (biggest surprise this year, schaub early mvp candidate)
3 jackso 10-6
4 tenn 9-7 (better offensive year for vince, but defense fades late)

afc north

1- pittsburgh 12-4
2- cleveland 10-6
3 cincy 8-8
4- ravens 5-11

afc west

1- san diego 11-5
2 - denver 10-6
3- oakland 7-9
4- kc 6-10

afc champ game is new england over pittsburgh
nfc east
1- dallas 12-4
2- washington 10-6
3- giants 9-7
4- philly 9-7 (best year in awhile for dunavan, will win a lot of div games)

nfc north

1- green bay 10-6
2- detroit 9-7 (kitna meter barely misses 10 games)
3- minnesota 9-7 (purple jesus steps back a notch, qb situation still stinks)
4- chicago 6-10 (most laughable qb situation ever)

nfc south

1- new orleans 10-6 (brees bounces back with shockey, mvp candidate)
2- bucs 8-8
3- panthers 7-9 (start hot but qb injuries will get them again)
4- falcons 6-10 (roddy white will make the probowl)

nfc west

1- cardinals 9-7 (best coaching staff in the division. warner will lead them most of year/watch out for rookie hightower to take edges spot)
2- seahacks 9-7 no running game= no playoffs
3- rams 7-9 slight resurgence amongst familiar names. not enough tho
4- niners 4-12

nfc champ game- dallas over new orleans

superbowl = new england over cowboys
onw last thing, my prediction is that there will be NO tom-brady-quinn sightings this year unless he's holding a clipboard or a 40pound dumbbell
Haha....haha....Brady Quinn on the sideline, holding a dumbbell....that's the single funniest image ever! Can you imagine? He's got a clipboard, hat on backwards, and a DB doing curls?

So funny.

Love that you put up all your pics! Agree with your cardinals analysis too. Nice.

Did you really call Adrian Peterson the "purple Jesus"? Wow....

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